“Could it really be that simple?”
some of my favorite riley poole quotes  →that means… by the time ian figures it out and comes back here, we’ll still be trapped, and he’ll shoot us then. either way, we’re gonna die.
My head canons are weird…
The pictures may have gotten small, but Nicolas Cage is still BIG. More often than not, he acts in CAPS LOCK mode. He HOLLERS and SCREECHES and FLINCHES VIOLENTLY and SHUDDERS LIKE HE’S BEING LOWERED INTO ICY WATER and STARES IN TREMBLING AWE like a guy who just glimpsed a portal into another dimension and is trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK THOSE CREATURES WITH THE TENTACLES ARE!!
Today my friend claimed to sound like Nicolas Cage. As a test, I had him call my Phone in the middle of CLASS and say “I’m going to steal the declaration of Independence”.
Conclusion? HE DOES!
that’s (literally) high praise
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.